In case I don’t see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
See you later, alligator!
After a while, crocodile.
Stay out of trouble.
Okay…bye, fry guy!
Hasta la vista, baby.
If I don’t see you around, I’ll see you square.
Fare thee well.
Catch you on the rebound.
Gotta go, buffalo.
Gotta hit the road.
Long live and prosper!
Well, I’m off!
Gotta get going.
Catch you on the flip side.
See you soon, racoon.
Don’t get run over!
Have a good one.
It was nice to see you again.
Give a hug, ladybug.
I gotta bounce.
Calc you later!
See you on the other side.
Take care, butterfly.
Have fun storming the castle!
Blow a kiss, goldfish.
It’s been a pleasure and a privilege to meet you.
Don’t get attacked by a bear, it’s night-time!
Be good and don’t get caught.
Thank you for your cooperation. Farewell.
I look forward to our next meeting.
I’m gonna make a like a bakery truck and haul buns.
Chop chop, lollipop!
Can’t star, blue jay.
Influence everyone in a good way!
Once more unto the breach, dear friends!
Peace out, girl scout!
Time to scoot, little newt.
Smell ya later!
I gotta jet.
Bye for now.
Don’t get lost on your way to class!
Love, peace, and chicken grease.
I’m off like a dirty shirt.
See you when I see you.
In a while, crocodile.
Catch ya later, future dudes!
As you wish, jellyfish!
May the force be with you… always.
Shine on, you crazy diamonds.
Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be tomorrow.
Don’t forget to be awesome.
Stay cool, my dude.
Don’t get cut by a blade of grass!
Be sweet, parakeet.
Be careful! Don’t get mauled by a squirrel!
Don’t trip on a raindrop!
See you soon, baboon!
Make new friends on the sidewalk!
I’m late for my bus, gigantopithecus!
Ciao ciao, brown cow!
See you, space cowboy.
Catch you round like a rissole!
Take it easy, greasy. You’ve got a long way to slide.
That’s all folks.
Take care, polar bear!
Peace out, rainbow trout!
I’m outta here like spit through a trumpet.
See you in the future.
Until next time.
Hasta lasagna, don’t get any on ya.
Next time, bring more cookies.
Party easy, drive safe, and return with a smile on your face.
After two, kangaroo!
After three, chimpanzee!
After four, dinosaur.
Come back when you can’t stay so long.
Don’t forget to send a letter.
See you in another life, brotha!
We may not talk for a long time, but I hope we don’t lose touch.
Forever and forever farewell. If we do meet again, we’ll smile indeed. If not, ’tis true parting was well made.
You will do well.
See you at the restaurant at the edge of the universe!
But most importantly, and the only one out of all these that matters:
See you on the internet! (and probably “Later, nerds!”)